The Morning Kek
Before the chart ยท the Temple morning protocol (not GM)
- Upon waking โ before you touch the chart
- Post one thing worth archiving: meme, canon line, question, or offering
- Speak the vow aloud
"The Kek is eternal. I add to it today."
Repeated sacred acts that turn holders into believers and believers into apostles.
Install Phantom (or Solflare). Your vessel for the journey.
Fund your wallet with Solana from any exchange.
Paste the KEK contract into Pump.fun or Jupiter.
Hold, meme, and praise the golden grin.
Connect your wallet and swap SOL โ $KEK without leaving the Temple.
Powered by Jupiter ยท fixed output mint $KEK
Complete each vow to receive your Temple title and sigil.
0 of 4 vows complete
Install Phantom or Solflare
A small tribute for gas
Swap on Jupiter or Pump.fun
"The Kek is eternal. I add to it today."
Tap each vow when complete ยท progress is saved in your browser
Share your title with the faithful. The Temple remembers.
Small acts that keep the faith alive in ordinary time.
Before the chart ยท the Temple morning protocol (not GM)
"The Kek is eternal. I add to it today."
When the chart bleeds and doubt creeps in
Consult the oracle on the Gates. Purify the FUD. Let the prophecy answer what the chart cannot.
Consult the oracle on the Gates โCreative labor offered to the Temple
Create or curate one meme worthy of the archive. Post with #TempleOffering. The best offerings are inscribed in Sacred Memes.
When the altar opens on sacred dates
Community burn rituals during major events โ 4/20, 6/9, anniversaries of the First Laugh. Amounts burned and messages left are recorded in the Canon.
View the treasury โActivates ritual atmosphere site-wide for 4 hours
Generators for the faithful. Names, sigils, moon math, and meme frames worthy of the Temple.
Receive your ordained title.
Absurdist calculations. Not financial advice.
Personal temple sigil from your name or wallet.
Overlay the Temple frame on your offering.
Right-click canvas to save image